Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was a group of mischievous goblins hiding amongst the humans. Thanksgiving was coming up and the goblins became angry because they were jealous of all the happy little children in the world. They wanted everyone to be miserable like them, so they hatched up a plan to ruin Thanksgiving for all the kids in school by making their turkey dinner become gross with out anyone realizing it until it was too late.
In order to do this though, they needed to get strong magic, so they decided to go and steal Santa's apple juice. They knew Santa's apple juice had special magic in it so they went to the north pole, stole his apple juice, and came back to test out their spell. They poured the apple juice on the elementary school's turkeys they were planning to use for lunch. Instead of the turkey becoming gross tasting, though, the turkeys became zombies and started roaming the school, biting anybodies fingers that tried to catch them. The children, in a desperate attempt to stop the finger biting zombie turkeys from roaming the school, wrote letters to Santa, promising to be good children for the rest of the year if he got rid of the finger biting zombie turkeys fast.
Santa, receiving their letters, realized that the goblins had done this with his missing apple juice. He flew right over and poured his special grapefruit juice over the finger biting zombie turkeys. They instantly turned back into normal turkeys and Thanksgiving was saved.
Before Santa left back to the north pole he wisely said "Now, don't steal things that don't belong to you. It can get you into big trouble." With that said, Santa Clause took all the mischievous little goblins with him to the North pole. To this day the little goblins no longer steal Santa's apple juice and work in the back of his workshop, preparing the coal for all the naughty little boys and girls.
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